Bobby Valentine Jokes

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Bobby Valentine stories,

Bobby Valentine doesn’t smile, he flexes his teeth,

Bobby Valentine gives his GPS directions,

Bobby Valentine has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there,

Bobby Valentine eats the core of the apple first,

Brad Marchand isn’t offended when Bobby Valentine calls him Marcand,

Bobby Valentine doesn’t call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone,

Did you know Bobby Valentine had a role in Star Wars… He was the force,

Bobby Valentine died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet,

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Bobby Valentine is called Logic,

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Bobby Valentine,

Bobby Valentine is the reason Waldo is hiding,

When Bobby Valentine pours milk on Rice Krispies, they keep quiet,

*These are all Chuck Norris Facts found on www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts, with Bobby Valentine instead of Chuck Norris*

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One thought on “Bobby Valentine Jokes

  1. Wm says:

    Maybe Chuck Norris is the right partner to help Bobby V get the pitching staff under control.

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